Slooooow day here in Roanoke.
But here's some tips for you.
When the tomato plants on your back deck tip over, rescue fallen tomato after checking for boo boos and bring into house to ripen on a plate in front of the window.
Just the sight of it will make your chotchkies begin to dance.
And when you can't go for a walk because you twisted/boo-boo'd your knee a bit while in the kitchen preparing your Hubby's lunch to take to the office, instead go outside and water the other tomatoes assuring them that it was a fluke gust of wind that toppled their containers and that their lives are not in danger.
Be sure to wear a cute pair of blingy sandals while doing so.
Because they make for better blogging photos.
Say something like this.
"It's okay maters.... all you still VERY GREEN maters. That nasty old wind will NOT show his face around here again in an attempt to murder you before your time."
"I will keep you safe."
"And those big fat green wormies? Well, Mama's got an extra pair of ugly, old, used flip flops for smacking with if HE shows up."
"Trust me. You're Safe!!"
Then go back inside and assure your big, mean rottweiler that his boo boo will be just fine too.
It's been a boo boo kind of morning.
Di
The Blue Ridge Gal
13 Of The Groovy People Said:
You made me laugh. I laughed at your header.
Hope all your boo boos are quickly healed.
Hope your boo-boo kind of day picks up and becomes a wonderful kind of day!!! Great sandals!!!
No more boo boos! Boo boos are no nos.
Booo for boo boos! Hope everyone feels better soon. :)
Would it be too cruel to whisper "Fried Green Tomatoes" while out on your porch? ;-)
I'm sorry you have a boo boo! Hope hubby kisses you to make it all better! ♥
Oh, you sweet talkin' girl. Bet all of your plants love you to pieces! Dressing up your feet so pretty and being their protectors and all!
Fun stopping by!
Kindly, ldh
You are such an inspiration, girlfriend! How do you stay so positive and funny? I'm such a cantankerous old thing - wish I had your positive energy!
From one BoBo to another . . . .GET BETTER FAST! There's nothing worse. Makes you slow down and get refocused . . . .real fast!
Oh this made me miss my rotty so much! Yours has that same sweet way of responding to the doggie talk! Love it. And your blingy flip flops are pretty fab too! ~Lili
Life is tough enough without adding boo boos!! Oh dear! Hope you both feel better soon. Your baby is so precious and he loves sweet doggie talk!!!
Hugs
SueAnn
Thanks for the tips as my chotchkies haven't danced in a while!!
I would like to exchange links with your site www.theblueridgegal.com
Is this possible?
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