Sunday, March 4, 2012

Wanted... Hit Man

 Didn't I tell you he would do this
 EVERY. MONTH. OF. THE. YEAR?!?!?!!!


Anyone care for some target practice,
or perhaps hone their hit man skills?
Come on over to my neighborhood.


 Hubby was on the back deck last night doing some grilling and noticed our neighbor walking up his driveway with what Hubby thought to be a fan in his hands.  
Well, what do you suppose he was up to?
It was the shamrock.


Yep.
A new month.
A new holiday.
Oh please... is there any month of the year that does not have a holiday so we can be spared this man's boredom during his retirement years?
I dread seeing this as a giant rabbit next month.
*shudders*

I'm still waiting for Karen to come back her truck into it.
Not condoning vandalism, but this creepy thing must go.

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17 Of The Groovy People Said:

Flat Creek Farm said...

Sorry.. but.. LOL! Yes, he is a bit creepy. :) -Tammy

Tammy@Simple Southern Happiness said...

Hey, just look at it this way.... its a good land marker when you tell someone how to get to your place. It's like the Big Chicken in Marietta... They say you just go past the Big Chicken for so many miles....

right?

Cranky G. said...

It truly makes one sob "why!"...

Denise at Autumn Sky said...

You need some new, fast growing shrubs.

Happier Than a Pig in Mud said...

I don't know, I'm chuckling! Of course it's not in my backyard though:@)

Helene said...

You're lucky it hasn't been painted pink. We've got a hairdresser in the town over who painted a dead tree in the front of his building bright pink. Either it's been cut down or I've gotten so use to it, I can't recall if it's still there. Must do a drive by! So wish I had seen that cholesterol book 4 years ago...tried everything and nothing worked. Oh well, I'm supporting the pharm. companies!

Lynne said...

You have to admit . . . when all else fails . . . just SMILE . . .

(Now having said this, I don't have to look at it every day, every month, every season . . . .
It did make me smile though!)

Kim said...

Hahaha. Sorry, but it is funny!

marejohn said...

Thank you SO much for sharing this month's atrocity! LOL...I find it just SO charming (NOT) and I get a huge chuckle (because I honestly don't have to look at it day after day, month after month, year.....after.....year!
My condolances my dear!

Lin said...

Oh, man. I would sneak out there and do stuff to that thing. Mean things. Like put a bikini on it.

I hate ugly yard sh*t. That is precisely how the Duck and Wheel with string got its name. It's an ugly yard art collection at the end of our street.

You aren't alone in this hell.

Ann said...

I can laugh at it but it's not living next door to me :)

~Kim at Golden Pines~ said...

I have to admit that I feel the same way that you do!! I put it right up there with the geese on people's lawns that have different outfits for each and every season, holiday and occasion...Can't they just get a flag like the rest of us? :-)

Hilary said...

I am going to start sending you pictures of the people who live across the road...you will be so happy to have your one annoying decorator.

Debi said...

Maybe the vandals that hit your neighborhood a while ago will come get it one night.

tinajo said...

Haha - YIKES! I´d be scared if I bumped into that snowman! :-D

Daryl Edelstein said...

on the scale of annoying things a neighbor can do .. I think this is very low .. near the bottom .. surely it would be far more annoying if said neighbor decorated with bright lights and boom-box music ... just sayin'

(GBS) NewsFromTheHill said...

Too bad it's so close to your drive since you don't like him.
I find him cute! But than again I like bottle trees and have a garden gnome! :)